Despite going to bed really late, and pretty drunk, I wake up stupidly early and decide I ought to make the most of the day by getting my lard arse out of bed and going to the gym.
Actually, as I am lazing about in bed I get a message from a friend saying “Good morning you disgusting slut”, which made me laugh out loud.
"Lunch?"
and that sounds a lot better than going to the gym.
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