May 1, 2011

GPShite


First day in the new office and I get lost on the way to work as the pissing GPS doesn’t realise that there is a kilometre long concrete planter blocking the left turn it kept on insisting I took.

"Turn left. Turn LEFT. TURN LEFT. Recalculating…recalculating…recalculating", screams Daniel, GPS

Alas, it spent so long recalculating that I missed what was the next correct turning and ended up going miles out of fucking way. Bollocks.

Anyway, I eventually found the place and it’s pretty nice – much better than the old place, which had a smell of shit as you approached the office reception (probably due to the toilets that could be used by anyone being located right there).

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