September 10, 2010

Just An Evil Bald Man

Eh? What? Where the fuck am i? These were the first thoughts I had after the alarm woke me from what was a very crap sleep. I was absolutely shagged (not literally) and really didn’t want to go into the office today, but I was already a day later than I had planned to get back to work, as I'd miscalculated the timings of the flight, plus the delay at the airport getting out. Anyway, I drag myself there, looking like a zombie.

Ali invited me to lunch we went to a lovely Chinese place near the office in PJ and chatted about how things had been in the last two weeks, and as we were arriving back in the office, she dropped into conversation that the leadership team had decided to go in fancy dress to the second Annual Dinner as Movie Stars – and they had suggested that I go as Doctor Evil!

So that's how they see me. I see...a cackling bald evil man with a penchant for ugly cats.

Dr Evil... I'll give them Dr Evil.

Mwah-ha-haaaaaa!

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