I have arranged to meet a friend to see a film – The Tourist – in the Pavilion Cinema and then immediately regret that as I remember trying to find a parking space with Mike in there and getting very frustrated. This time was no different, and after circulating the place at least twice on each floor I stop one of the pathetic car park attendants who is just waving people in and tell him that there are no more spaces left on any floor, so why was he letting more cars into the car park?
They should put a “FULL” sign up, stupid twats. I was about to run him over when he very kindly led my to a parking space – right under a huge sign saying “No Parking – Clamping Zone”.
Hmm, I checked with him that it was really OK to park there, and then I confirmed again, beckoning him over to the sign and pointing at it saying, “Clamp zone” but he just said, “No Problem sir.”
Well it had better bloody well not be.

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