I went down to the lounge for a drink tonight and was just enjoying a lovely G&T when the Chinese equivalent of Bananarama got up on stage and started singing Kylie’s “Tears on My Pillow” – I could have shed tears, this lot were crap.
Flat Chinese Fake Kylies.
Followed by Flat Chinese Fake Karen Carpenters doing a strange version of "Close To You".
I had to move and went for a Chinese meal where I could still hear them wailing away in the background, and as I was just tucking into my steamed broccoli with ginger and garlic, I heard Flat Chinese Fake Lady Gagas murdering Bad Romance.
Ra-ra- oh la-la oh dear oh dear…
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