With the party in full swing, this
guy came up to me whilst I was wearing my face restraint mask and introduced himself and his girlfriend to me and
asked if I wanted a kiss – from his girlfriend! That was a bit horrific, and I just slowly shook my head (slightly
in character of Hannibal Lector, to which I was rather pleased with myself about) and I think they were both a bit taken aback!
I was
also asked to dance by this girl with an incredible big nose – I had to double check that
it was actually part of a costume (it was) but I was more interested in getting
more drink and pizza down me and in a group that had turned up
with a baby. 
A baby – at a smoke filled, noisy nightclub with people wearing scary costumes - not exactly a creche! I think they were Middle Eastern, and it might be part of their culture. In fact, of all the sights here I think that was probably the
scariest. I did contemplate going up to the mother and saying liked babies with fried shallots and a little Chianti, but
thought better of it. Instead I just stared at it through my mask, and tried
surreptitiously getting into all the photos they were taking of it - I'd love to see their faces when they upload those pictures...
Later on I saw the big nosed witch dancing provocatively with another white guy and realised I'd escaped that horror, luckily.
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