Well, the time has come to end my assignment in Malaysia, and to finish this blog. I'm writing these last few entries back in the UK where it's fucking freezing!
I have had an amazing 18 months living and working in Kuala Lumpur, worked with some great people, eaten some delicious (and horrendous) food, visited a whole load of spectacular places... oh and been bitten by approximately 1536357 mosquitos!
Best of all, I have made some fantastic new friends whom I hope to see again - I'll be back!
The 'tags' of the blog say pretty much what I have been up to...
3.5G 798 Art District A Hotel abomination actors admirer Air Asia Air China airconditioning aircraft safety America American Express Anantara Hotel Angkor Angkor Thom Angkor Wat annoying twat Annual Dinner ants Apple aquarium Arabs archery architecture Astaka Astro Baba Nyonya bad breath Bad Romance bad week bak kut teh Bali banana leaf Bangkok Bangsar Banteay SreiBaphuon Bastard Batu Caves baubles Bayon beach Beep beer Beijing berka Bidor BIG big hair big tits Big Wheel Bill Gates Birdie Song Birkenstocks birthday bitch boarding pass boat tripBollocks boo Borneo botanical gardens breakfast Brickfields brocolli Broga Hill brown Buddha buddhist Bukit BIntang Bukit Larut Bukit Tinggi Bullet Train bum bum Bunga Raya business class Butterfly Farm cabaret cable car cafe Cagliari cake Cambodia canopy walkway car car parking car wash carnage cash Casino caves Celcom cellophane cendol Central MarketChakuchak champagne chavs cheating check-in cheers Cheong Fatt Tze Cher Cheras chicken bones chicken feet chicken rice chicken soup chilli China Chinatown Chinese Chinese Bananrama Chinese New Year Chinese torture Christmas cider cincalok Cinema clamp claypot cleaner closed clothes coach cockless cockroach cocktails Coffee Coffee Bean coffee machine Cold Storage comedy cook-off Cool Mints Coraline corkscrew Courtyard Hotel cow stomach crocodiles Croydon culture cunt cupcakes curry curry puffs cushions customs Da DongDaniel GPS dead beard Deepavali dehydration delayed flight dengue fever deodorant deserts diarrhoea diarrohea diet dim sum dinner party Dirty Nellys disco disgusting slut dishwasherdishwashing tablets DIY DJ Station Dong Khoi donushi Dr Evil drilling driving drunk duck duck blood durian Duti Earth Hour Eastern Europeans Easy Jet eat as much as you like Economy eggelectrics Elephant's Terrace elephants foot Elvis English garden environmentally friendly even more food exaggeration exam exchange rate Facebook fag hag fake false boobs Family Guy fancy dressFarewell fart Farting mud fat Fear Factor fermented bean curd films fire fireworks fish fish head soup flat flesh eating fish flight flood flowers flying food foot massage Forbidden City Foreignerforeigners france Frangipani Fraser's Hill frazzled fresh fish Friday 13th fridge magnets FRIM fruit fruit smoothie Fuck off FUN garlic Genting Highlands George Town Germans giggling gingin and tonic Glow Hotel gold Golden Buddha golf GPS Grand Palace grapefruit grapes grass skirt Great Wall Groupon gweilo gym haggling hairpin bends Halloween hangover happy ending Hari Raya hat health and safety heat hippos Ho Chi Minh City hokkien mee Home Honda hot hot pot hot springs Hule Yam Hulu Yam hungover Hutongs I-City iChat idiot Ikea immigrationIndonesia insects intercom Interfering Old Bag Internet interview intestines Ipoh Irish iron Istana Budaya Istana Kenangan ITIL itinerary Japanese Japanese bitch jetlag Jinshanling Jobsworth joggingJonker Street Jusco Kampar Kampung Boy karaoke Karen Carpenter Kelana Jaya Kellie's Castle KFC Killing Fields King's Birthday KL Sentral klang KLCC KLIA knives koi Kolam Air Panas Korean BBQ Kota Kinabalu Kuala Kangsar Kuta Kylie Labour Day Lady Gaga ladyboy Lake Gardens Lama Temple landscape architecture Langkawi lard arse Lastminute.com latex gloveslaxatives LCCT leaving KL leaving UK LED leech Levain Boulangerie Lewis liar lift lightning limo live show London loo lost loud music Low Yat lucky numbers Lufthansa luggage Lumut lunch luxurylychee soup lying waiter Mad Hatter Madame Tussauds made to measure Majestic hotel Malaysia Day Malaysian Airlines man flu Mandarin Mandarin Oriental MandS mango sago Maomargaritas Marilyn Market marmite chicken martini Mary queens massage maxis Maybank mcdonalds meat mee meerkat Melaka Menara Condong mice Michael Jackson mince pies Moderna Residences mojitos money money grabbing bitch Monorail monsoon Mont Kiara mopeds more food mosquito motorbikes motorway moving Mr Dang museum Musical theatre nationwideNespresso newspaper night market Night Nurse night safari no noise noodles NS Expressway Nyonya oily arse old dears Old Town Coffee Orang Alsi Orix Pangkor pants Parking ticket party passpassport pastry Patong Pavilion peanut blancmange pee Peking duck Perak personal information Petaling Street Petitenget petrol Petronas Towers Phimeanakus Phnom Bakheng pho 24 pho bo phoenix claws photos Phuket pig brain pillow pissed PJ Hilton placenta Pocari poisoned darts police police brutality Pongo pool pork porridge Pretzel Princess Diana prosecco prostitutes PublikaPulau Ketam pussy Putrajaya PWTC Quan An Ngon Quantas queue queuing rabbit racist radio rapids rapping recalculating red lights Redang Reunification rib riff raff riot river roaming roast dinner robbery room service roses roundabout Royal Palace Royal Wedding rubbish Rudolph rush hour Russell Grant Russians sacrifices salsa Sanlitun Sardinia satay Satellite sawadee-karp scaryscorpions Scotch egg seafood secret santa security guard sex shows sheep shit Shitz FM shoes shopping shut up Sick and Twisted Siem Reap Silver Pagoda sin Singapore Singapore Sling Sky Barsleep SMART smash and grab smelly smog smoking smoky Sniff snore soaked soggy loo roll Souled Out speech spicy beef soup spicy peas spiders splat spring rolls squat toilet squeak stalactitesstalagmites stalker Stansted Starbucks steam boat steamed storm stranded strawberry Street Food guide Sultan Abdul Samad Summer Palace sun sunburn Sungai Congkak sunrise sunsetSuperman Supermarket sushi sweat Ta Phrom Taiping Taman Negara taxi taxi share tea plantation teething issues teething issues; dishwasher telephone Teluk Intan temples tempoyak tempuraTerengganu Teresek Hill Terrace of Leper Kings Tesco Thai Airlines Thaipusam The Hole three day week thunder Tiananmen Square Tianjin Time Out timezone tip Titiwangsa tolerant tonic watertorrential rain Touch'N'Go tour towels Traders traffic trapped Tuan tuk-tuk Tuol Sleng turd Ubudiah Mosque UK umbrella underpants Unifi United Bear Buddy Vietnam views Village Grocer VIPvisa vodka Waitrose walk war warm wasp wasps nests Wat Arun Wat Phnom water waterfall wedding weight Westerners wet Wetlands white man van wigs wine WIP Wondermilk wu kok Ye Olde Smokehouse yee sang Yorkshire pudding Zoo 母狗
